Today's Chat

It started with me writing a paper for a class. 

I'm on a new medication that leaves me knowing what word I want but not always able to form the word. In short, I have periods of stupidity. If I'm stuck on a word, I'll text/message/email/yell at hubby that I need a word & I follow up with the meaning of the word I'm looking for. Today though, as soon as I asked him, I was able to reach into the furthest nooks of my dusty brain & retrieve the word I was looking for. I didn't send him any further info on what I was looking for. Unedited, for your reading pleasure...   

me:  gtive me a word...

 Sent at 12:48 PM on Monday

 me:  nevermind

 Sent at 12:52 PM on Monday

 hubby:  taxi

 me:  booger

   hubby:lol

you asked for a word, taht was the first thing that popped in my head

 me:  i'm not going to analyze that

mine was booger

   hubby:yeah, no idea where it came from

I figured you were calling me a booger

 me:  nope

my first word

i knew what you were doing

 hubby: thermonucleardynamics

 me:  psychopharmacology

hubby: PNEUMONO­ULTRA­MICRO­SCOPIC­SILICO­VOLCANO­CONIOSIS

that's a lung disease

 me:  ANTI­DIS­ESTABLISH­MENT­ARIAN­ISM

i found the site you're on

hubby:  lmao

 me:  ELECTRO­ENCEPHALO­GRAPHICALLY

The longest unhyphenated word in Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary (10th Ed.), joint with ethylene­diamine­tetraacetate 

(see below).

  hubby:below what?

 me:  i just c&p the definition

rofl

i didn't c&p the below

   hubby: lol I know 

 me:  ACETYL­SERYL­TYROSYL­SERYL­ISO­LEUCYL­THREONYL­SERYL­PROLYL­SERYL­GLUTAMINYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­VALYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­LEUCYL­SERYL­SERYL­VALYL­TRYPTOPHYL­ALANYL­ASPARTYL­PROLYL­ISOLEUCYL­GLUTAMYL­LEUCYL­LEUCYL­ASPARAGINYL­VALYL­CYSTEINYL­THREONYL­SERYL­SERYL­LEUCYL­GLYCYL­ASPARAGINYL­GLUTAMINYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­GLUTAMINYL­THREONYL­GLUTAMINYL­GLUTAMINYL­ALANYL­ARGINYL­THREONYL­THREONYL­GLUTAMINYL­VALYL­GLUTAMINYL­GLUTAMINYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­SERYL­GLUTAMINYLVALYL­TRYPTOPHYL­LYSYL­PROLYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­PROLYL­GLUTAMINYL­SERYL­THREONYL­VALYL­ARGINYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­PROLYL­GLYCYL­ASPARTYL­VALYL­TYROSYL­LYSYL­VALYL­TYROSYL­ARGINYL­TYROSYL­ASPARAGINYL­ALANYL­VALYL­LEUCYL­ASPARTYL­PROLYL­LEUCYL­ISOLEUCYL­ ­THREONYL­ALANYL­LEUCYL­LEUCYL­GLYCYL­THREONYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­ASPARTYL­THREONYL­ARGINYL­ASPARAGINYL­ARGINYL­ISOLEUCYL­ISOLEUCYL­GLUTAMYL­VALYL­GLUTAMYL­ASPARAGINYL­GLUTAMINYL­GLUTAMINYL­SERYL­PROLYL­THREONYL­THREONYL­ALANYL­GLUTAMYL­THREONYL­LEUCYL­ASPARTYL­ALANYL­THREONYL­ARGINYL­ARGINYL­VALYL­ASPARTYL­ASPARTYL­ALANYL­THREONYL­VALYL­ALANYL­ISOLEUCYL­ARGINYL­SERYL­ALANYL­ASPARAGINYL­ISOLEUCYL­ASPARAGINYL­LEUCYL­VALYL­ASPARAGINYL­GLUTAMYL­LEUCYL­VALYL­ARGINYL­GLYCYL­THREONYL­GLYCYL­LEUCYL­TYROSYL­ASPARAGINYL­GLUTAMINYL­ASPARAGINYL­THREONYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­GLUTAMYL­SERYL­METHIONYL­SERYL­GLYCYL­LEUCYL­VALYL­TRYPTOPHYL­THREONYL­SERYL­ALANYL­PROLYL­ALANYL­SERINE = Tobacco Mosaic Virus, Dahlemense Strain. 

This word has appeared in the American Chemical Society's Chemical Abstracts and is thus considered by some to be the longest real word.

i can beat you at your own game

booger

  hubby:lo

lol

so they had a pot luck for lunch today

I went to the gynm

 me:  yum

hubby:but I popped in to see what they had for food

 me:  good?

 hubby:they had like 7 different pots of chili

 me:  

  hubby:my boss's was really good

not as good as yours, but good

 me:  

you cheated on my chili

that's why you married me

   hubby:I know I couldn't help it, it smelled like tacos

but I only had a little taste

cause I'm waiting for yours tonight

me:  a little still counts as cheating

   hubby:lol

 me:  now you're not getting mine

  hubby:

 me:  i'm very saddened

 Sent at 1:16 PM on Monday

   hubby:your chili is still the best 

me:  "i only slept with her a little bit. your sex is still the best."

doesn't work

 hubby: lmao

 me:  cheating is cheating

  hubby: true that

 Sent at 1:20 PM on Monday

 me:  ass

Sent at 1:32 PM on Monday

  hubby:lol, why's that?

 me:  you ate someone's chili

   hubby: it was a guys chili?

 me:  and that makes it better??

our marriage is a lie!

you eat men's chili!

   hubby: no!

 me:  when i'm not around!

   hubby: lmao

 me:  i didn't know your chili loving swung both ways

    hubby: I only have love for one chili

 me:  so it's okay to eat another chili if you don't love it?

   hubby: of course not

it was a moment of weakness

I was hungry

 me:  and i shoulld just forgive?

 hubby:its like the cheeseburger song

 me:  oh, so when you're hungry you can't control yourself

how can i trust you if you can't control yourself

   hubby: I just went across the streeet

me:  this is painful

 hubby: but I would be back

 me:  stop singing

     hubby: lmao

 me:  i'm not amused

     hubby: (you don't know me)

 me:  not at all

you can't distract mw from that 

facts

you ate a man's chili

& expect to come home to eat my chili tonight

   hubby: geeze, that sounds so wrong

 me:  it is wrong

   hubby: "you ate a man's chili"

me:  you understand my pain now?

   hubby: I feel your pain

 me:  but you'd eat it again if you could

   hubby: ummmmm

 me:  ass

   hubby: no?

lmao

me:  don't come home

you can sleep on his couch

   hubby: lol

 me:  i hope his chili was worth never getting my chili again

   hubby:

 me:  i'm hurt

   hubby: lol, I'm sorry

me:  yet you laugh

 hubby: you're serious?

 me:  yes

   hubby: huh?

 me:  you cheated on my chili

 Sent at 1:41 PM on Monday

 me:  ass

   hubby: I thought that was a word reserved for DA?

 me:  no, that's dumbass

you're not a dumbass

you're smart

well, you were till you cheated on ,my chili

   hubby: my bad

 me:  we'll get through this, baby

  hubby: I could bring you some of his chili to see how inferior it is?

 me:  that would help

   hubby: then you chili really wouldn't be jealous

I'll do that

I'll bring some back

me:  you can't doctor it

   hubby: nope

 me:  we can only get through this if you're willing to put in the work

 Sent at 1:47 PM on Monday

   hubby: fair enough

I'll go steal some chili now

 me:  we can do this together

prove our chili love is meant to be

  hubby:ok