It started with me writing a paper for a class.
I'm on a new medication that leaves me knowing what word I want but not always able to form the word. In short, I have periods of stupidity. If I'm stuck on a word, I'll text/message/email/yell at hubby that I need a word & I follow up with the meaning of the word I'm looking for. Today though, as soon as I asked him, I was able to reach into the furthest nooks of my dusty brain & retrieve the word I was looking for. I didn't send him any further info on what I was looking for. Unedited, for your reading pleasure...
me: gtive me a word...
Sent at 12:48 PM on Monday
Sent at 12:52 PM on Monday
you asked for a word, taht was the first thing that popped in my head
me: i'm not going to analyze that
mine was booger
hubby:yeah, no idea where it came from
I figured you were calling me a booger
my first word
i knew what you were doing
MICROSCOPICSI LICOVOLCANOCO NIOSIS
that's a lung disease
i found the site you're on
The longest unhyphenated word in Merriam-Webster
's Collegiate Dictionary (10th Ed.), joint with ethylenediamin etetraacetate
me: i just c&p the definition
i didn't c&p the below
hubby: lol I know
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i can beat you at your own game
so they had a pot luck for lunch today
I went to the gynm
hubby:but I popped in to see what they had for food
hubby:they had like 7 different pots of chili
hubby:my boss's was really good
not as good as yours, but good
you cheated on my chili
that's why you married me
hubby:I know I couldn't help it, it smelled like tacos
but I only had a little taste
cause I'm waiting for yours tonight
me: a little still counts as cheating
me: now you're not getting mine
me: i'm very saddened
Sent at 1:16 PM on Monday
hubby:your chili is still the best
me: "i only slept with her a little bit. your sex is still the best."
me: cheating is cheating
hubby: true that
Sent at 1:20 PM on Monday
Sent at 1:32 PM on Monday
hubby:lol, why's that?
me: you ate someone's chili
hubby: it was a guys chili?
me: and that makes it better??
our marriage is a lie!
you eat men's chili!
me: when i'm not around!
me: i didn't know your chili loving swung both ways
hubby: I only have love for one chili
me: so it's okay to eat another chili if you don't love it?
hubby: of course not
it was a moment of weakness
I was hungry
me: and i shoulld just forgive?
hubby:its like the cheeseburger song
me: oh, so when you're hungry you can't control yourself
how can i trust you if you can't control yourself
hubby: I just went across the streeet
me: this is painful
hubby: but I would be back
me: stop singing
me: i'm not amused
hubby: (you don't know me)
me: not at all
you can't distract mw from that
you ate a man's chili
& expect to come home to eat my chili tonight
hubby: geeze, that sounds so wrong
me: it is wrong
hubby: "you ate a man's chili"
me: you understand my pain now?
hubby: I feel your pain
me: but you'd eat it again if you could
me: don't come home
you can sleep on his couch
me: i hope his chili was worth never getting my chili again
me: i'm hurt
hubby: lol, I'm sorry
me: yet you laugh
hubby: you're serious?
me: you cheated on my chili
Sent at 1:41 PM on Monday
hubby: I thought that was a word reserved for DA?
me: no, that's dumbass
you're not a dumbass
well, you were till you cheated on ,my chili
hubby: my bad
me: we'll get through this, baby
hubby: I could bring you some of his chili to see how inferior it is?
me: that would help
hubby: then you chili really wouldn't be jealous
I'll do that
I'll bring some back
me: you can't doctor it
me: we can only get through this if you're willing to put in the work
Sent at 1:47 PM on Monday
hubby: fair enough
I'll go steal some chili now
me: we can do this together
prove our chili love is meant to be