Blondie: What was the temperature here yesterday?
Redhead: It was 108* in Canada yesterday.
Hubby: How do you know that?
Blondie: I went there & told her.
Me: How'd you get there?
Blondie: I walked
Hubby: That's a long walk.
Blondie: Yeah. I just wanted to see how hot it was there & then I came home.
Me: How'd you get past the border without a passport?
Blondie: Shh. Shhhh.
Me: Were there guys with machine guns & barbed wire?
Blondie: Mmm...hmm...I didn't pay attention.
|"Aren't I good?"|
Boy Teenager: How do you know what the temperature was there?
Blondie: I looked at the bank. Duh.
Hubby: Duh. The Bank of Canada.
Blondie: Yeah, The Bank of Canada. It had the sign outside just like our banks do. I saw it, then turned around & came home.
Redhead: You didn't go to Canada! You know how hot it is 'cause Daddy's in Canada & he told us!!
Me: Your Dad drove his semi to Canada?? That's new.
Blondie: He's not in Canada! He's in Kansas!
|"I was close."|