My Powers Aren't Always Used For Evil

Last night I ate what, according to hubby's Weight Watchers, was the equivalent of 2 200-lb. men's total daily intake. At supper. I made ribs. How could I not eat that much? I'm a good cooker & it was ribs. I was hungry. 

I said something that I have only said a few times in my life..."I'm full." I'm not used to that feeling. It's quite something. When I said it, hubby & children just froze with their mouths open. Someone said, "What did you say? That sounds weird coming from you."

So I was full. And happy. For an hour. Hubby said he knew it couldn't last long. I have a big appetite & apparently just breathing burns 2,000 calories for me. 

I ate a pudding cup. Mmm, tapioca. 

Then I ate some Reese's. 

 Then I got out Oreos & milk. And that's when the best idea, ever, hit me. My kids were amazed at my genius...

Oreo on a fork!

 Check out my super powers...I can eat an Oreo (giving a child the chocolate part 'cause ew) while reading an upside down magazine! Why is my magazine upside down? I have no answer for that.

My fingers didn't get wet!!

I am a genius.