Hoe Hoe Hoe...Merry Christmas?

Sometimes my long nails make me type things I wasn't intending to. It can make for a confusing message. Especially when I don't catch the mistakes before I hit enter while on chat.

The following is an unedited conversation from today...

me:  yo

fo shizzle

 Sent at 4:02 PM on Tuesday

 ICE:  fo sho

 me:  come hoe

home

i don't need anything hoed

but if that's how i get you home by tempting you with a hoe, i'll go with it

unless it's a whore type of ho

then we've got issues

you know what, i'm gonna take a nap

 Sent at 4:07 PM on Tuesday

 ICE:  lmao

So much for sending a sweet message about how much I miss him when he's at work. It never even made it to the sweet part. That message turned into something else entirely.

I gave up. But I never did get my nap.

 I'll tell him I missed him when he gets here.