The Octopuses Just Won't Leave Me Alone

Dear Lord, they're magic too.

That octopus riding the semi...now I won't see it walking up to my house! I will have a placenta with dangly arms on my porch & not know it! I will hear the doorbell ring, open the door, see nothing, and just as I close the door, it will jump out at me!


Why?? Why me?? Why can't it go visit someone else?