Another Episode of Tonight's Conversation

This conversation came about because I am admittedly a monkey groomer of a wife & Mommy. Need your ears cleaned? Call me. Got peeling skin after a sunburn? You better keep it covered 'cause once I know, I'm on it. Got a weird pimple on your back? I'm all over that bad boy. I like to poke at stuff on the bodies of my loved ones.

Hubby is still trying to come to terms with this fact.

Me: "What would you do if I picked your nose?"

Hubby: "That'd be weird."

Me: "But what would you do?"

Hubby: "I'm not sure."

Me: "Would you leave me if I picked your nose?"

Hubby: "Don't sound so hopeful."

Me: pause


Hubby: "Where do you come up with this stuff?"

Me: "What would you do if I picked your nose with your own finger?"

Hubby: pause


Me: "Would you leave me then?"

Hubby: "No."

Me: "What would it take?"

Hubby: "I think it would be for you to become a man."

Me: "You think?"

Hubby: "Yeah. I think I would leave if you became a man."

Me: "So you're not sure."

Hubby: "Yeah."

Me: "Um..."

Hubby: snore


Seriously, that's how quickly this man falls asleep.

I will never find out if he decides for sure what will make him leave me. Oh, heck, I feel safe he'll never leave. After all that we've been through, there's obviously a reason he sticks around...

I'm pretty sure he's too exhausted to leave at this point.