Dear Loved One,
You know the term silent but deadly. Yes, of course you do. Next time you feel the need to let a silent one slip while standing in front of me, make sure you're not standing in front of the fan. Please, for the love of all that is holy, step away from the path of the fan so that I am not the innocent recipient of your lunch of beans.
Love you.
I know my daughter isn't one of your loved ones but my 2 year old is quite the gassy fartknocker and loves black beans. I knew it was stinky when she farted by the fan the other day but I had no idea it would travel so far and burn your nose hairs while possibly making you gag. ;)
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