Last Night's Dinner Conversation

The hubby man: "I wish I could learn to make rare tuna like this."
Me: "It's easy. Go to PetSmart, buy a tuna, cut off the head and tail, descale it, slice it, grill it for 2.5 seconds."
Hubby: "PetSmart, huh? A tuna wouldn't fit on our cutting board."
Me: "That's why you buy a baby tuna, silly. The big ones are too tough & only make good hamburger."
Hubby: "I thought hamburger was beef."
Me: "I have so much to teach you. After the mama tunas are done giving birth year after year, you can't eat them as steak. They're hamburger."
Hubby: "That's why I like German fish. They don't have uteruses."
Me: "Uteri."
I wish I'd taken a picture of the man's face at the table next to us. It was clear he thought we were serious.