The other night, while channel surfing, hubby landed on a channel with some odd band singing some odd music. He left it on for a second trying to understand it.
I told him I would interpret for him. Music Interpreter is totally one of my jobs. It's a calling, actually.
It was simple to interpret 'cause I got it right away. I told hubby, "The singer said, 'Men with sexy wives must have sex tonight. Men with ugly wives don't have sex tonight.'"
He changed the channel and said he didn't like that song 'cause a tired man would lose big time.
Hey, I was just interpretting the song. I didn't write it.