This is what happens when you dare eat a piece of fruit without offering a bite to Watson.
|1. "Hey, I think I would like a|
pear. Gonna gimme a bite?"
|2. "Dude, quit watching TV &|
notice me here. Just bring
that a little bit closer to your
|3. "Wait...you actually ate it |
without giving me a bite?!
Did you get dropped on your
|4. "And you did it a second time? |
You realize I know where you
sleep, right? I'mma kill you
in your sleep."