My favorite line since seeing Blue Man Group has been "sit biscuit". Today my favorite saying is officially "oh shit I'm a butter head."
In fact, I do believe everyone I come into contact with today will be hearing a line from this song.
Check out lady at the store: "Did you find everything you were looking for?"
Me: "Oh, shit, I'm a butter head."
Hubby: "What's for dinner tonight?"
Me: "Do me hard in the ear, yes, in the ear, your brains will die."
Boy Teenager: "Can I have $10?"
Me: "Chain the hooker, ah heck, push the hooker on the head."
Ginger Girl: "I need help with my homework!"
Me: "Shoot my head, it's my fault."
Blondie: "Did you wash my favorite jeans?"
Me: "Come see me eat nipples, eat nipples."
Amazing Grace: "Can I have the truck tonight?"
Me: "Pull slinky & make me fart."
Boss Man: "Can you work Saturday?"
Me: "Build me, tubby man."
Professor: "Explain why the local anesthetics tetracaine and procaine prevent voltage-gated Na+ channels from opening."
Me: "Ya asked me if I need a whore?"
See? It works in any situation. If nothing else, it'll make people stop asking things of me because each person will:
a) be too scared to hear what comes out of my mouth next
b) think I've officially lost my mind
c) a combination of both a & b