Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner

After I scared the poo out of the hubby man with this wake up call, I woke up to this the next morning:

Notice how he even put a metal candle holder in front of Ms. Nurse. Because everyone knows that metal beaded bird cage candle holders keep evil dolls in their place. If she can shimmy down the shelf, make it to the kitchen, open the drawer to grab a knife, hold it in her pretty little hand, climb the bed, and sit on him...of course she won't be able to get past that.
It feels so good to have such a profound effect on my man.