|"She got out my favorite toy!"|
Cleaning house while your kids are growing
is like shoveling the sidewalk while it's still snowing.
It's a cute plaque.
|Wait for it...|
He's such a cat that he's cliche.
He loves when I knit.
But not for the yarn.
For the needles.
|Nom nom nom nom|
|...there it is. Turbo speed.|
|"You almost got away, you|
naughty needle, but I got you now!"
|"Maybe this ridiculous face will make|
you surrender, blue needle."
|"The face didn't work. |
Back to grabbing."
|"Will you fit up my nostril?"|
|Death stare + claws =|
|Someone tell this cat he's supposed to|
chase the yarn, not the needles,
I'm going to write a new plaque:
Knitting while the cat is next to you
is like drying off while you're still in the pool.