That's Me

That's Me

Monday, August 15, 2011

Colorful Thoughts

Do not measure powdered medicine in front of an oscillating fan. Even if it's not blowing in your direction at the time of the pouring, it will blow directly on you before you get to dump the contents into a glass. I wonder if that one dose was really important 'cause I'm not licking it off of my shirt. Now would be an awesome time to run into the gas station down the street covered in white powder yelling, "It's snowing!" Dang it, why do I have to be on bed rest when I get a good idea like that?

I keep thinking I'm forgetting to do something & then it hits me...I haven't peed in 6 days. Going on the potty is not only a necessity (well, for those of us that are too big for Pampers anyway) but it's also quite the habit. My paginis is a convenient little time saver though. I can lay around drinking all the water I want and laugh at the fact that I never have to get out of bed. Not that I'll miss the paginis when it's gone but I gotta look on the bright side or the thing would drive me nuts.

You're not about to see me calling that 800 number on the TV in order to get a lifetime supply of catheters delivered to my door. At least not for kicks. It's not really something you request from your doctor either. "Hey, doc, instead of that lollipop, could I have a cath? It would really make my day."

I had thought about pouring different colored dyes into the bag, just to see the reaction from the people in my house. Red would not be nice, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't do it. I mean, tick me off, you never know what I'll do to make you insane. How about blue? Avatar pee! Or I could make it green & tell people it's because I eat a lot of lettuce. It would be really funny to watch people's faces as they contemplate exactly how much lettuce you have to eat to get green pee.








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